Day 1 of my arrival to this confusing land of darkness.. As I awoke from my slumber I appear to have missed my head, soon to realize it was only taken by my friend's arch-nemesis, Ginsu Roboto. It seems, the heavens still favor me for vision was granted in the darkest times. Now only the cum-blasted picture of our beloved porn star grants me warmth in this cold night...
Charles Nohle-Astnehm